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Post by Billyb on Dec 10, 2007 0:36:47 GMT
Are you thinking of Harvey's BRISTOL Cream?
If you google it- Bristows are a company from Devon who make Fudge, butterscotch and traditional sweets...
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Post by anabdab on Jan 7, 2008 0:05:53 GMT
Back in '79 I had a girlfriend who was rather petite in the chest department. I won`t name the lady as she is probably a respectable married woman by now. Anyhoo I managed to persuade her that "Bristol Cream" was a patent medication that, if liberally applied, could help to enhance her feminine charms. What fun we had applying the lotion!
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Post by purplenasty77 on Mar 3, 2008 0:28:54 GMT
they should use that in there advertising !
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Post by Micvicdab on May 9, 2008 21:42:39 GMT
I've been offline for a while, with a bad cough, mind you, you dont get a good cough do you?
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Post by anabdab on May 10, 2008 19:25:25 GMT
I can readily sympathise with you as I have recenly recovered from just such a cough myself. A cough so violent that it also knocked out my internet connection. I believe it was caused by inadvetantly swallowing some hair, not my own obviously. I won`t go into sordid details but the situation arose after intimate contact with one of the punkettes.
So, the hair tip of the day is, if you want to avoid violent coughing fits, try not to swallow hair, inadvertantly or otherwise.
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Post by anabdab on May 10, 2008 19:32:58 GMT
I don`t know if anyone else remembers this but back in the 70`s Ford were planning to introduce a new model called the Pubic. Apparently it was to be made up out of old Corsairs.
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Post by Micvicdab on May 12, 2008 23:37:52 GMT
Ha!!!....That reminds me of that gig we done somewhere that I can't recall, where some fiend in human shape let off a firecracker or sumesuch. I'm never at my best when endevouring to describe things.At school when we used to do essays and English composition, my report generally read "Has little or no ability, but does his best", or words to that effect. True, over the course of the years I have picked up a vocabulary of sorts from Anabdab, but even so I'm not nearly hot enough to draw a word picture that would do justice to that extraordinarily hefty crash. Try to imagine the Albert Hall falling on the Crystal Palace, and you will have a rough idea.
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Post by anabdab on May 14, 2008 18:44:41 GMT
M. Why are you hiding away in Hair Tips? I know that back in the day you had a barnet to rival Samson but those days are gone. Come back to "Huh?" where you belong. We miss you over there. The old place is struggling something chronic without that old Micvicdab magic.
I mean, "Albert Hall falling on the Crystal Palace"? Startling! Who else comes up with that kind of stuff? Your English teacher must have been the premier ass of his generation.
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Post by anabdab on May 14, 2008 19:04:39 GMT
Anyway, I don`t feel comfortable here. Any man who worries about his hair after the age of 30 needs his head examined in my view. I`m off back to "Huh?" to try and think of some fresh innuendoes, and I don`t mean Italian suppositories.
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Post by filf on Jun 6, 2008 12:06:49 GMT
yes u need to get back to "Huh" Dabby, the punkettes are getting a tad frisky and we need all the help we can get to keep them happy. They said they wont do a thing around the place until they get to see Puff Dabby.
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