Marcus
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Post by Marcus on Jun 30, 2008 14:40:33 GMT
Here's a beer for Marcus... Oh no - just remembered - you don't like beer in bottles... Curiously, I have no trouble whatsoever getting myself outside a bottle of that (and inside the lasses in Bigg Market - but that's another story - and a damn well unsavoury sort of story too I may add).
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Post by rickxprey on Jul 10, 2008 11:43:18 GMT
Does Absynth really makes your ear fall off?
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Post by mango456 on Jul 10, 2008 13:10:19 GMT
I set fire to the bar in the sun lounge in Southend with absynth, had the old soaked sugar cube on a teaspoon alight when suddenly i knocked the beast over causing it to ignite the bar, if i remember rightly i left shortly after that
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Post by anabdab on Jul 10, 2008 18:48:14 GMT
Good to see the old tradition of causing havoc in a public place followed by a discreet exit before the authorities arrive is still being maintained. The modern generation are much maligned but personally I think they show promise.
I`ve tried absinthe and I still have a magnificent set of lugs so that rumour can`t be true. Apparently it`s supposed to make the heart grow fonder but I don`t know what of.........more absinthe presumably.
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Post by Billyb on Jul 11, 2008 4:37:31 GMT
Absinthe is about 75% alcohol by volume...
But I don't think the stuff you get, these days, is quite what Van Gogh was drinking when he cut his ear off...
I don't think it's made with wormwood any more.
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Post by rickxprey on Jul 11, 2008 12:49:46 GMT
Ah so there was a sharp implement involved, note to self, lock the cutlery away when drinking! I had a similar incident to Mango's with a flaming sambuca in a rather expensive Italian eating establishment, table cloth, napkins and leather bound menu all destroyed. and Italians arent exactly the calmest of races under normal conditions, serves em right for swapping sides in the war.
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Post by Billyb on Aug 18, 2008 10:56:15 GMT
I went to a Barbecue on Saturday. Had a mop bucket full of iced water next to me - piled up with Newkie Browns and I was ticking over quite nicely...
Then a dear friend gave me a pint of gin & lemonade and it did me!
Everyone was going: "Bill, Bill - we thought you could take your drink!" but I was slaughtered...
Still didn't feel like cutting one of my ears off though. :-)
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Post by purplenasty77 on Aug 23, 2008 14:37:59 GMT
thats it; use the southend punk site to confess ur a lightweight
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Post by Billyb on Aug 24, 2008 12:40:24 GMT
Ha ha - cheers Purps...
Now I'd like you to go on the "Best punk album" thread and explain to Alaninoz why you're such a Clash basher...
;D
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Post by anabdab on Aug 24, 2008 20:05:15 GMT
Leave it. It's not worth it. We've all had a good drink, no need to make c*nts of ourselves. We're all mates at the end of the day. Let's just calm down, shake hands and go and have a curry.
Hic!
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Post by rickxprey on Aug 27, 2008 23:34:11 GMT
Curry, was invented by Tim Curry of Rocky horror fame, of which i am sure you are all aware, however not many are aware of the fact that anabdab invented....yes thats it the Kebab, but he being the modest type prefers to keep that quiet. he also invented the Mocassin, which would explain why they are similar in shape and size, however have you ever heard of any one asking for a pair of Kebabs.
Incidently, i am reliably informed that a jar of Tomato and Basil sauce invented that thingy Grossman, the annoying Bostonian.
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Post by tonyvan on Aug 28, 2008 1:29:04 GMT
was Adam's Dirk based on Dirk Bogarde? He who starred in Carry On Doctor Up the Junction on the African Queen with Ingmar Bergman and Rita Tushingham? And wasn't the African Queen merely John Inman playing Othello? either way, I'm sure he'd have met Daktari whilst in said jungle. If he could have spotted his camouflaged zebra striped Land Rover. hold on, I might be confusing him with Humphrey Bogart, who eked out his final days playing a straw for the Milk Marketing Board.
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Post by tonyvan on Aug 28, 2008 1:30:57 GMT
many apologies. That last post was supposed to go to 'Huh'. Still, I've had a few so its almost apposite.
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Post by Billyb on Aug 29, 2008 0:10:52 GMT
Hey, that's quite allright TV we're all just mere mortals on here - doing our best etc etc...
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Post by Billyb on Aug 29, 2008 0:26:27 GMT
Incidently, i am reliably informed that a jar of Tomato and Basil sauce invented that thingy Grossman, the annoying Bostonian. Speaking of Lloyd Grossman whilst at the same time trying to keep it Punk rock... Did you know that he used to be the lead singer of a Punk band called "Jet Bronx and The Forbidden"? Their debut single - "Ain't Doin Nothing" - peaked at number 49 in the UK singles chart in December 1977... I also heard a rumour that they were meant to be reforming this year and were supposed to be playing at Rebellion in Blackpool the other week! Dunno whether they ended up playing in the end or not...
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