filf
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Post by filf on Jan 11, 2008 11:00:35 GMT
Alcohol....is there anything it cant do?
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Post by Billyb on Feb 5, 2008 22:27:20 GMT
I went to a gig at The Railway Hotel on Friday night...
Eddie Tenpole (or Tudorpole as I believe he's now known) was headlining...
At the end of the night- I had a conversation with him and I haven't got the faintest recollection of what I said to him or what he said to me...
I blame those little Sambuca thingys!
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Post by purplenasty77 on Feb 10, 2008 21:19:34 GMT
levitated up in the air and threw themselves down ur neck ; did they ?
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Marcus
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Post by Marcus on Feb 11, 2008 15:05:07 GMT
My name is Marcus, and...
I am a beer user.
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Marcus
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Post by Marcus on Feb 11, 2008 15:08:14 GMT
Alcohol....is there anything it cant do? I have obtained a grant from the University Of The Bleedin' Obvious for research into this very question. My report should be available some time in the future. However, I should apologise in advance for the soiling round the edge and the fact that the whole thing is written with a pen from Argos on beer mats. God bless the EC.
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Post by Billyb on Feb 11, 2008 16:01:01 GMT
levitated up in the air and threw themselves down ur neck ; did they ? I think I can see what you are trying to say...
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Post by anabdab on Feb 13, 2008 19:31:41 GMT
Hic, I love you blokes, you're my bestest mates, you are..... hic..... not being funny or nuffin but.....know what I mean?..........birds, like, they just don`t understand and that, know what I mean?........ you try an talk to a bird about punk and that and she just wants to go on about curtains or sunnink, know what I mean?............get a few blokes together, a few pints, talk about the old days........blindin'....an that........know what I mean?
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Post by anabdab on Feb 13, 2008 19:32:31 GMT
Hic!
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Marcus
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Post by Marcus on Feb 14, 2008 14:52:13 GMT
Which begs the age old question;
"In vino veritas" or
"It's the beer talking"?
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Post by anabdab on Feb 14, 2008 18:54:43 GMT
Quite M, the evils of alcohol are well documented yet still we persist in poisoning our livers and talking bollocks. Have you seen the price of curtains these days? Bloody ridiculous.
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Marcus
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Post by Marcus on Feb 15, 2008 15:41:28 GMT
Don't start me on curtains! In fact, soft furnishings in general have shown a year on year increase in real terms equaled only by greeting cards and Dyson vacuum cleaners. And that's a fact that is.
I know lots of other facts me. I also know a lot more facts when I've got myself outside a few pints.
Beer makes you know more - fact!
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Post by Billyb on Feb 15, 2008 15:48:59 GMT
I'll drink to that...
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Marcus
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Post by Marcus on Feb 29, 2008 21:30:45 GMT
Food in pubs - a bad thing.
Children in pubs - ditto
Wine bars instead of pubs - ditto
Gastro pubs, theme pubs, sports bars, pole dancing pubs, beer in bottles, juke boxes I can't work....
Anyways....
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Post by Billyb on Feb 29, 2008 21:41:00 GMT
Marcus- why is beer in bottles a bad thing?
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Post by anabdab on Feb 29, 2008 23:11:52 GMT
Beer in bottles a good thing, always reliable. Draught beer on the other hand, not so. Had a pint of IPA in The Victoria up the road tonight, tasted like shite yet the same beer in the Red Lion not two hundred yards away is pure nectar. You have to look after your beer, you see? I remember the potman in the old "Huh?" club, Micvicdab, used to say to me. "You look after your beer guvnor, and your beer will look after you."
Ah, those were the days. You don`t get good old fashioned threads like "Huh?" anymore. Nowadays it`s all about "Theme" threads set up by fly-by-nights with no sense of tradition. 5 minute wonders I call them.
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