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Aug 27, 2008 23:24:05 GMT
Post by rickxprey on Aug 27, 2008 23:24:05 GMT
My old Grandad, god bless his soul had a plot, he never (as far as i am aware) varnished it, oh no, he used to pop down to it with a spade, and dig in some compost and plant various veg varietys. How ever i do remember him telling me about the damage caused by a rabbit, could it be one and the same?
As for the lion, wasn't that a pub, or was it.
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Aug 28, 2008 21:56:12 GMT
Post by Micvicdab on Aug 28, 2008 21:56:12 GMT
What is Anabdab...?...A senior member,,,?...Pretty small beer when put up against me...A God!... It says so onthe doobry, I always felt the recognition would come my way...if I just hung on in there, and kept posting incomprehensible stuff, and so it has proved!!!!...Pooh to the lot of you.
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Aug 29, 2008 12:48:09 GMT
Post by filf on Aug 29, 2008 12:48:09 GMT
so just what kind of name is Barrack or Obama come to that! can he be trusted? at least with a name like Gordon people can trust you, even if you are a moron.
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Aug 29, 2008 18:12:16 GMT
Post by tonyvan on Aug 29, 2008 18:12:16 GMT
I'm stuck outside my office right now. They've put a sign up that says 'pay close attention to small children while travelling on this escalator.' However, there are none around, so I'm not allowed to use it until one turns up for me to pay close attention to.
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Aug 29, 2008 21:51:22 GMT
Post by Micvicdab on Aug 29, 2008 21:51:22 GMT
One can readily sypathise with your plight, TV, however, back in blighty just now, we have taken delivery of one "Gary Glitter", who also hangs waitng for small children, albeit to different ends, and has, as a consequence, made himself unpopular in no insignificant manner, Hopefully some right minded citizen will blow the c£nts head off, before you even read this. Getting back to the original point, though, I must say that I sent a drawing of Slade to Tony Hart out of "Vision on" in 1971, and they still havn't shown it.
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Aug 30, 2008 0:06:36 GMT
Post by tonyvan on Aug 30, 2008 0:06:36 GMT
I got into work in the end. I went to the lifts, but the only sign said 'disabled elevator'. Really, if they've got the time to put up a notification sign, then they could have fixed it instead. So I went up the stairs, ignoring the instruction to 'Fire Door' at the top - I couldn't see what the door had done as a sackable offence. But your comment about Vision On reminds me of the funniest thing I've found on the internet some 8 years or so ago. I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't. Anyway, here it is.
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Aug 30, 2008 3:10:23 GMT
Post by Billyb on Aug 30, 2008 3:10:23 GMT
Personally speaking - I'd have interpreted that as meaning - Set Fire to the door - not "sack" it... but there you go...
Hey - and if that's Micvicdab's long lost picture of Slade, you've posted there, it's not a bad rendition...
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Sept 2, 2008 17:00:50 GMT
Post by anabdab on Sept 2, 2008 17:00:50 GMT
That reminds me of some food I had a few years ago. The Elms in Leigh it was. I was having sunday dinner with some mad people who claimed to be members of my family. All of a sudden, just before the pudding, I noticed a sign on the doors which read "THESE DOORS ARE ALARMED!"
Being, as I like to think, a sympathetic soul, I tried my best to console them. "It's okay," I said. "We're not here to harm you, we're only having our dinner."
They just stood there, impassive like. Maybe they were in shock? I don't know.
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Sept 2, 2008 17:16:34 GMT
Post by anabdab on Sept 2, 2008 17:16:34 GMT
The doors I meant, not the family. They're always alarmed.
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Sept 2, 2008 17:42:32 GMT
Post by anabdab on Sept 2, 2008 17:42:32 GMT
As TV said, and it's as true in London as it is in Canadia. Signs? Well, perplexing is a word that springs to mind when talking about escalators, as is.........well, I won't take you into my private hell.
But I mean, when I go on the underground and see a sign which reads "Small children must be carried on this escalator", what am I supposed to do!? Go out onto the street and grab hold of the first urchin I see? No I don't, by dash it! I go up the escalator all by my own self as a free Englishman and if anyone's got anything to say about it they can say it to my face and be damned!
And do you know what? I've never been stopped once. So there!
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Sept 3, 2008 10:39:42 GMT
Post by Micvicdab on Sept 3, 2008 10:39:42 GMT
Ther is a rather splendid video of Lew Lewis been posted on Youtube, simply type in "Lew Lewic reformer chorus", then place a petri dish beneath a camel and enjoy.
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Sept 8, 2008 10:33:41 GMT
Post by Micvicdab on Sept 8, 2008 10:33:41 GMT
It would seem my position as "King of the incomprehensible post" is under severe pressure from this "Wowposter" whippersnapper.
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Sept 8, 2008 10:46:24 GMT
Post by Billyb on Sept 8, 2008 10:46:24 GMT
Ha ha - I reckon your position is secure...
I think they're adverts actually - each line is a genuine link that takes you to a site - mainly to do with online gaming...
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Sept 8, 2008 23:26:34 GMT
Post by tonyvan on Sept 8, 2008 23:26:34 GMT
I've just been listening to Bowie's Drive In Saturday, and he reckons that Jung the Foreman is worried about his hands and/or limbs bursting. I have no idea what Jung does (although he's presumably good enough at it to be a foreman) but I can't imagine a profession in which there is a risk of hands or limbs bursting. Makes my escalator problems of last week pale into insignificance.
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Sept 9, 2008 3:50:45 GMT
Post by Micvicdab on Sept 9, 2008 3:50:45 GMT
You should bear in mind that he's snorting head to the shore, where once there raged a video film like we saw, and that his name was always Buddy, and he had to shrug and ask to stay, and his bird would sigh like twig the wonder kid, and turn her face away, on account of being uncertain if she liked him, although apparently she really loved him, its a crash course for the........etc
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